The Person Element

So, I never really formally introduced myself. Champion Luke Gabriel. Okay. Now give me one of those AA meeting “Hi Champion” things and we’re good.

This is the Person Element. This blog sets fire to the notion of the human element. Hail, you’re all humans, but you’re each an individual person, and I think that’s what people lose sight of the most. Each person matters no matter how much money you have in your pocket (currently 38 cents), what color your skin is (I’m kind of a two-toned waste spill), or whatever your status is (hello ladies). This blog won’t just be confined to one thing like any follow-up blogs I do. This one… Well, you read this far so eff it.

First things first: I’m a new aspiring author. Yep. I write stuff. And I actually like it. That makes me a dork. Sexiest dork you’ll ever meet. I’m in the process of editing said book (who cares if I didn’t say it?). The process allows me to try and make it perfect like my face.

I’m looking for any aspiring artists to provide cover work for my book as it looks like I might have to self-publish.

The Lions were off last week, but we continue kickin people in the face this Sunday when we take on Miami… No, not the “U”. The Dolphins.

If you need a face to mock or a video to help relieve the stress of our daily mundane (hello Clary) lives, then feel free to check out my youtube channel.

Until next time.. feel free to help yourself to the non-alcoholic apple juice and graham crackers on your way out.

Coming soon

Tomorrow, the world will experience a life-changing event. CLG will begin a new weekly blog that will have words and images dancing on your brain and along the inside of your eyelids like tipsy marionettes. The content of this blog will have you feeling a combination of vertigo and diarrhea (kind of like watching Barney the dinosaur), as well as the desire to sit around a bonfire made up of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber albums. 

I promise harsh reality, brutal honesty, and bacon… Okay, just bacon.

The Lions are one “step” away from the Super Bowl!!

Upon missing 3 field goals (badly) last Sunday, former Lions kicker Alex Henery was unceremoniously told to piss off. I then went on a campaign for the Lions to sign recently released kicker and beer aficionado Matt Prater. I even made a banner.

Were it not for some untimely field goal misses, the Lions would be 5-0 with the league’s best defense. In case you missed it, the league’s best defense won the Super Bowl last year. On offense, key injuries are not expected to be season-ending, so getting them back healthy, maintaining new defensive coordinator Teryl Austin’s great scheme, along with signing the new step man, Prater, will ensure the Lions walk right into the Super Bowl. You heard it here first.

Watch your step on the way out.